Schecterguitarist's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[TwoThree]

GAH WFT IS A 1?

A 1 CAME AT ME AND I SHAT MYSELF.

But in all seriousness, I think that the concept was fun but the fact that the turret didn't respond fast enough for me to spam 2 and 3 at the big numbers made it impossible to keep up gameplay at faster paces, and if you miss a single 2 or three, the big number will not explode properly.

[Raid Gaza!]

Yes!

As a flag-waving conservative who blatantly ignored the attempts at political satire, I loved the chance to take out some of those democracy-hating Palestinians! I felt like i was doing Jesus' work... Well, more like Moses', but who cares? It's all good!

P.S. Don't give them a chance to kill your troops! Fuck Barracks, load up with 2 missle stations and an airport. They don't have the technology to shoot down heicopters or missles, so its about as one-sided as driving your oversized Ford truck through a muslim playground! Take U.S. aid as often as possible to fund this hilariously easy war, and go kill some inadequately armed, non-threatening hostiles the way Uncle Sam wants you to!

[Battle Gear]

If you're releasing this in english...

my advice is to have a native english speaker review the game before you release it. It's clear that you don't speak english as a first language, and at times it's hard to understand exactly what you're trying to say.

The gameplay itself is excelltent; very addicting. However, its not very deep, and it takes too long beofre things get interesting. Cool idea, but needs work.

belugerin responds:

Thanks, i will improve it. Wait for 1-2 days latter

[Meat boy (map pack)]

Stop bitching

If meatboy's controls weren't as sensitive as they are, it would be impossible to play the game with as much fluency as is needed. I love the fast-paced action of the game, and part of that is Meatboy's slippery and quick controls. Love the original, love the map pack.

[Multiplayer Momentum]

Odd questions.

Its obviously made for people who live in England or Europe, as most questions are about European countries and european football. All the questions about America are very easy. If youre going to ask region-specific questions, I'd advise putting in an option allowing people to select the country theyre from and adjust the trivia accordingly. Being an american, I can safely tell you that most of us don't know shit about Manchester United.

[Body Ladder]

Too easy

Seriously, you can play this game indefinately. I got to 41,000 and got bored. The guns are just too pwerful for sparse, 2-5 hit kill enemies. And an ending wouyld have been nice. If you're going to make an infinite-play game, there needs to be a point where it gets too difficult to continue. Faster enemies, more enemies, harder to kill... you need to be able to lose a game, haha. Addictive, but far too easy.

[Hobo Brawl]

Hahaha, great

I did notice a glitch though. When the dump truck drives to the right, it's just the opriginal imag flipped backwards, so the words are backwards too. But that doesnt affect anything. Fun game, and the combos were hilarious. Al;though i was disappointed because the final combo's sillhouette looked like a hobo cock attack, which would be just amazing.

[Meat Boy]

Awesome!!!

Everything abou this game is fucking great. I love the controls, personally. Because of the responsiveness, you can do a bunch of crazy acrobatcs. and the level-maker was amazingly fun to work with. 5/5.

[The Visitor]

Fucking Metal

Any game that involves killing a cat via anal penetration deserves a 10.

[Custom Hero - basic 3]

Wish you had a chance to debug it

Good premise, butr the game has so many bugs as youre already aware of, haha. Anyway, i'd say it was cool up until the gigantic badass troll fucker with the insane armor and rediculous attack strangth. The fighting system needs so much polishing it isnt even funny. but, the charactyers look good, the graphics are actually okay, and i was diggin the stick figure monsters.